The prostitute said, "You are a doctor".

Doctor: "How did you guess?"

Prostitute: "You washed your hands before and you washed your hands after. Want to go double or nothing? I can guess your specialty."

Doctor: "Sure. No way!"

Prostitute: "You're an anesthesiologist."

Doctor: "That's incredible! How did you guess?"

Prostitute: "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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Luckily doctors have their fair share of fun too....

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there are several cabs and I was in the wrong one.

Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

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At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," the patient said sadly.

Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

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A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. "Can you get it over the counter?" she asked. "I can if I take two," he answered.