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Yijin + girls! '05

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BMT first 2 weeks
Yes, first book out which will last a rare 3 days. So fast lunch le.... many stories
to share I'm sure. To follow up, here are some more prominent excerpts which may not
be totally accurate:
Excerpt 1/
BCCT (basic close combat training) instructor... some guy with really huge and thus
intimidating pectoral muscles and biceps: "Gentlemen, can this be done?"
Trainees: 'Yes, instructor"
BCCT instr:"Are you sure this can be done Gentlemen?
Trainees:"Yes, instructor"
BCCT instr:"I cant hear you gentlemen, can this be done?"
Trainees:"YES INSTRUCTOR"BCCT insttr:"15 rows move!..... READY!"
-trainees get into ready postion and flex their relatively puny pectorals and shout
YA!-
BCCT instr:"horse-riding stance position..." (suggestive name huh...)
-someone does something wrong-
BCCT instr: "Gentlemen, you are putting yourselves in a very dangerous postion."
-another person does something wrong-
BCCT instr: "Gentlemen, don't test my patience"
-wrong wrong wrong-
BCCT instr:"Gentlemen, this is the final straw... DOWN!"
-trainees get into pumping position and pump-
BCCT instr:"So gentlemen, can it be done now?"
Trainees:"Yes, instructor!"
BCCT instr:"Are you sure this can be done gentlemen?"
[cycle repeats]
Excerpt 2/
Sergeant ...: "Maggots!"
Trainees: "Yes, sergeant!"
Sergeant ...: "You all bloody crawl like maggots! Move you maggots!"
Trainees: "Yes, sergeant!"
trainees show some improvement-
Sergeant ...: "Right, now I promote you maggots to girl guides... better scream like
girl guides before I change my mind!"
-Trainees scream hysterically-
Excerpt 3/
Platoon Commander (PC): "Am I bad to you or not, gentlemen?"
Trainees: "No, sir!"
PC: "I don't want people to be swayed just because I am your PC... I want you all to
agree with my point of view and accept it."
Trainees: "Yes, sir!"
PC: "No, really really, I can take it one... if you have anything you want to voice
please voice it."
Trainees: "1...2.... No, sir!"
-PC is visibly relieved-
Excerpt 4/
PC 2: "Eh, hold your bottle properly you Charlie Brown!"
PC 2: "and you, cant even F***ing stand properly"
PC 2: "F*** it, u cant even echo?"
PC 2: "F***.... F****.... F****......................."
[15mins later]
-PC 2 gears himself for another round of rapid F... ire-
PC 2: "oops" -covers mouth-
PC 2: "no excessive vulgarities in camp was the feedback right? Well, F*** it"
Excerpt 5/
Sergeant: "Divers fall out"
Trainees: "?!?!?!?!?!?"
Sergeant: "Those who failed their swimming test lah you maggots!"
-Divers fall out feebly-
Sergeant: "Cant understand 'divers'? Ok maggots, from now on I shall call the divers
water lilies..."
Trainees: "Yes, sergeant!"
Sergeant: "Anyone heard of the black ping pong ball joke?"
Trainees: "?!?!?!??!"
ryaniq lived on 1:51 AM
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